1. Work tirelessly overtime at your job to fund an expedition to the north pole
  2. Recruit a crew of adventurous sailors and begin your trip northbound on your ship that you'll name after the first love of your life
  3. Along the way, plan the heist to infiltrate santa's workshop
  4. When you arrive, execute the plan and kidnap an elf
  5. Ask him to teach you how to build a sled
  6. When he says it's a secret for elves and Santa only, grab his wrist
  7. Establish wrist control
  8. Pull out your gun
  9. Ask again
  10. Use the newfound information to build the greatest sled ever
  11. Kill the elf
  12. Nobody can know