TIMES THAT IT IS OK TO BE NUDE

  1. When you're in the bathroom and the door is locked
  2. When you're in the bathroom and the door is unlocked but you're the only one home
  3. When you're in the bathroom and the door is locked and you're not the only one in the bathroom
  4. Skinny dipping
  5. When you've just met a new group of friends after moving and you want to impress them
  6. When you're having a snowball fight
  7. Sex
  8. When you're establishing dominance
  9. While delivering the introduction to your speech to draw in the audience
  10. When you're trying to get the nude modeling position at Virginia Tech
  11. Please Tech I'm so willing and I'm sure the artists would love me
  12. I'll workout and diet if I have to
  13. When you're peeing in a urinal and you don't want anyone to stand by you