EVERY CLASSIC ROCK RADIO STATION

  1. YOU'RE LISTENING TO 98.5--THE HAWK
  2. "...Oh the wheel in the sky keeps me yearning..."
  3. BRINGING YOU ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE HITS
  4. "...carry on, my wayward soooooon"
  5. "...ooohoooo witchy woman..."
  6. "...back in black! I hit the sack!"
  7. "...hey you! Don't tell me there's no hope at alllllalllllall..."
  8. COMMERCIAL-FREE CLASSIC ROCK
  9. NINETY-EIGHT POINT FIVE
  10. *screeeeeeech*
  11. THE HAWK.
  12. *opening of "Take It Easy" by The Eagles*
  13. 19 year-old girl in Nissan Xterra turns station
  14. *"Jealous" by Nick Jonas starts*