1. I typed "things my parents can't remember"
  2. Looked at it for 2 minutes
  3. Then I deleted "remember" and put "forget"
  4. Then I deleted the whole thing
  5. Then I typed "things Michael Bublé wants to forget."
    The only thing I could list was "Christmas," which took a solid 2.5 minutes to come up with
  6. Then I deleted "Bublé" and put "Strahan"
  7. Then I deleted it
  8. Then I started a @bjnovak -inspired teacher list.
  9. Wrote two, and realized it was going to be too long
  10. Then I brushed my teeth.
  11. And started this list