I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION DESTROYED BY "..."

  1. The Amish rolling fireplace
  2. The band Sublime
  3. "Naked and Afraid"
  4. The past subjunctive tense
  5. A pro-style offense
  6. $7.99 granola
  7. The posthumous appropriation of David Foster Wallace
  8. My father's second kidney stone
  9. Newark Airport
  10. Poorly quoted references to the movie "Anchorman"
  11. Parentally funded trips to Prague
  12. Undergraduate Communication Studies majors
  13. Kroger-brand dental floss