SOCIAL MEDIA CARDINAL SINS

Non-exhaustive. Suggestions welcome.
  1. Political statues that employ words like "dialectical" or "enthymematic"
  2. Pictures of stacks of your own type-written prose/poetry strewn about a desk, next to a candle or something
  3. Instagram: "Happy Birthday dad"
    YOUR PARENTS ARENT EVEN ON INSTAGRAM
  4. Mirror flexing pictures
  5. Racist/sexist articles