THE DEPARTED DRINKING GAME

  1. Drink once every time Leo DiCaprio menacingly says "I'm the king of the world, Pal."
  2. Drink once every time Mark Wahlberg kills Matt Damon in his apartment at the end of the movie.
  3. Drink continuously during Matt Damon's monologue about US History in the bar with Ben Affleck
  4. Drink twice every time Mark Wahlberg uses the term "sassy-pants" or "poops McGhee"
  5. Drink twice every time Alec Baldwin references Ben Affleck's role in the 2003 movie Daredevil
  6. Drink twice every time Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg shout "Zounds!" in unison
  7. Drink once every time your dad openly disapproves of the non-Pink Floyd version of "Comfortably Numb" playing during the scene where Leo DiCaprio has sex with the therapist (finish your drink if you agree)
  8. Finish your drink every time Alec Baldwin narrates an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine
    He actually does this in real life
  9. Drink once every time Martin Sheen says "I'm gettin' too old for this shit"
  10. Take a drink every time Leo DiCaprio kills Daniel Day-Lewis at the end of Gangs of New York
  11. Drink twice every time your friend Nick Goldstein pauses the movie to clarify the plot
  12. Drink twice every time Nick says the phrase "that's so Hamlet" during the final scene
  13. Drink twice every time your brother calls Jack Nicholson "Jack Nichole Richie"
  14. Drink twice every time Alec Baldwin says "get off my plane"
  15. Drink twice every time Ben Affleck says "the town"