THINGS I THINK OF UPON SEEING A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM AT NIGHT

  1. I wonder how bad sleeping on the couch is
  2. I am already itching
  3. I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night with it feasting on the flesh of my face
  4. this is the night I die
  5. I wonder if [insert family member] could kill it for me
  6. when I wake up I will be a mosquito version Spider-Man
  7. oh great the devil is stopping by for a nice visit
  8. what did I do to deserve this fate
  9. I could kill it..
  10. lol that last thought was totally irrational