Please excuse my "Mean Girls" burn book rant.
  1. Why people?
  2. Old navy did this in the 90's.
  3. I can't afford to sacrifice my limbs to the quarter zip douche gods for one of these.
  4. Y'all can't pay rent because you spent 5 months worth on one of these to match your YETI cooler.
    This logic is counterintuitive anyway because coolers are for warm weather and sweaters are for cold weather. Just saying.
  5. What I'm trying to say.
    I'm jealous and want to look like I belong on the slopes too.
  6. I'm just going to buy mine at the nearest Plato's closet in a few years because I'm a poor hipster.
  7. I'm done I think...