STORIES I SHOULD MAKE A LIST ABOUT
Just some ideas
- •The time the whole eighth grade hated me because I put myself in the middle of a weed deal in a band locker.
- •All the times I ran home after drinking.
- •When I ordered Jimmy Johns outside a fire station in Lexington.
- •When someone started a rumor that I had sex in the SAE dj booth.
- •Skinny dipping
- •The month I was looking into living in a dumpster.
- •The time my floor got buttered.
- •When my tongue turned black in Ecuador.
- •The time I shot a beyblade into a girls hair.
- •The time I sang "Brown Eyed Girl" to tweens making out on an elevator.
- •The time I stole a "work phone" from a carnival cruise hostess.
- •When I fell through a wall at a night club.
- •When my friend dropped kicked a guy on the beach.
- •The time I hit on a girl at a bar by explaining to her what epilepsy is.