Nobody likes you when you're 23
  1. β€’
    Get a ship and a crew from Tortuga and sail around pirate style.
  2. β€’
    Be a beach hobo with a taco cart.
  3. β€’
    Live in a hut in the jungle like old yoda.
  4. β€’
    Run across America for charity like Rosie Swale Pope
  5. β€’
    Add words like "keen" to my vocabulary.
  6. β€’
    Build a tree house and never come down.
    Like one of those tree house mansions from HGTV or Code Name: Kids Next Door.
  7. β€’
    Go on sabbatical.
    One of my professors did this and it sounds something I would be in to.
  8. β€’
    Be a train conductor like Tom Hanks in The Polar Express.
  9. β€’
    Live in a hole like a hobbit.
  10. β€’
    Get into cave spelunking.
    How cool would it be to call yourself a spelunker.
  11. β€’
    Be a philly cheese steak connoisseur.
  12. β€’
    Be an expert in all things Seinfeld.
    "An expert about nothing."
  13. β€’
    Sing "What's going on" by Four Non Blondes on top of a mountain.
  14. β€’
    Teach English to Spanish speaking people in a random country.