THOUGHTS I'VE HAD WHILE STUDYING FOR FINALS

It's that wonderful time of the year again folks.
  1. If I get a 100 on this paper that will give me an 89.4 in the class.
    This happens every semester.
  2. I need at least a 60 to keep my B.
  3. 60 it is
  4. What am I doing with my life?
  5. I just want to help people not write papers.
    One of the many unnecessary hoops I must jump through.
  6. I really just want to be in PA school so I can have a career soon.
  7. I genuinely feel like I've learned a lot in undergrad though.
  8. How much coffee can kill an adult male?
  9. I swear being in your twenties is like the middle school of adulthood.
  10. I'm going to need therapy once this semester is over.
  11. I should just go be a hermit like yoda did when the empire became a thing.
    Star Wars man...
  12. Spinal cord injuries are no joke.
  13. I should make a list of all the things I think about finals...