WHY I THINK TAYLOR SWIFT IS A SLYTHERIN

Don't get me wrong I like Taylor and her music and I like Slytherins. I just think that Taylor wants the world to think she is a Gryffindor when she really is a Slytherin.
  1. The blank space video
  2. Resting bitch face
  3. Spiteful songs about exes
  4. She's bff with lorde
    Lorde: the Slytherin Luna
  5. She has a squad of other slytherins.
    Aka the Slytherin elites
  6. Potions is her fave subject
  7. Pansy Parkinson is best friends with her on snapchat
  8. She's not team follow back
  9. The Mud bloods she dated was a cover up.