PET PEEVES

  1. Extraneous apostrophes in plurals
  2. Motorcycle engine revving for the sheer sake of noisiness
  3. Societal obsession over professional identity ("what do you do?" "where do you work?" ad nauseam)
  4. Nominative case used incorrectly for verb or prepositional objects
  5. Emoji increasing line height unevenly in tweets