1. Trump is president
  2. She just couldn't
    Suggested by @dreadpiratemama
  3. Trombone was stolen.
    Suggested by @Gola
  4. You have cancer.
    Suggested by @celinerogers
  5. Cat eventually dies
    Suggested by @solena
  6. You were loved.
    Suggested by @Diplomatic_diva
  7. Returned to sender.
    Suggested by @Diplomatic_diva
  8. I'm leaving you.
    Suggested by @jcyvas
  9. The rain fell.
    Suggested by @jannychan
  10. Out of pizza
    Suggested by @marcoqu
  11. All so hopeless.
    Suggested by @julezbook
  12. It never happened.
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  13. Please, not again
    Suggested by @1derpuppy
  14. May contain nuts
    Suggested by @shaoism
  15. She wasn't sleeping.
    Suggested by @gus7464
  16. She regretted it
    Suggested by @sadiewills
  17. Can we talk?
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  18. He didn't care.
    Suggested by @hillary79
  19. I loved you.
    Suggested by @gus7464
  20. It wasn't real.
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  21. I wasted life.
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  22. You know why.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  23. It's too late
    Suggested by @victralala
  24. The battery died.
    Or No more memory. 😭
    Suggested by @angela3950
  25. God wasn't real.
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  26. He lied again
    Suggested by @phaseoutDave
  27. Juliet wasn't dead.
    Suggested by @cordeliane
  28. Santa is Dad.
    Suggested by @Gola
  29. She forgot him.
    Suggested by @lorothery
  30. These aren't mine!
    Suggested by @PeteOnEarth
  31. Happy married life.
    Suggested by @robinzachariahs
  32. Trump gets reelected.
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  33. Terminal brain cancer
    Suggested by @lifeiskitsch
  34. Small, heavy casket.
    Suggested by @MatthewSci
  35. The body's missing.
    Suggested by @joannfabrics
  36. They unplugged her
    Suggested by @cmschoder
  37. She wanted it.
    Suggested by @sealife
  38. Not Penny's boat
    Suggested by @saracerutti
  39. My dog died
    Suggested by @plato570
  40. Then she farted
    Suggested by @BFLOmitch
  41. Is anything true?
    Suggested by @alyherb
  42. He killed himself
    3 words I heard that I will never forget
    Suggested by @meganapeters
  43. Then, it fell.
    Suggested by @JordanSleed
  44. Student loan debt
    Suggested by @AndieCascioli
  45. Slippery when wet
    Suggested by @atleyjn23
  46. Now he knows
    Suggested by @atleyjn23
  47. Debit Card declined
    Suggested by @tntsoto
  48. Love is temporary
    Suggested by @jbean713
  49. Only a dream
    Suggested by @sky
  50. "God." "Allah." ... "Leave."
    Suggested by @theranman
  51. Donald J Trump
    Suggested by @jakeh
  52. But he couldn't...
    Suggested by @tantan
  53. Dreadful agonizing heartache.
    Suggested by @Jasonology
  54. Now he's gone.
    Suggested by @MMeanswell
  55. They didn't understand.
    Suggested by @PugMom
  56. Friends Forev-, Nevermind.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  57. Made in China
    Suggested by @idealcheese
  58. Tear-soaked sleeve
    Suggested by @idealcheese
  59. "I never did"
    Suggested by @stonemblack
  60. A sad story.
    Too literal?
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  61. Happiness is impossible
    Suggested by @abeniw
  62. But her emails
  63. I lost myself.
    Suggested by @aminam
  64. Voted for Trump
    🇺🇸
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  65. Memories will fade
    Suggested by @aadi
  66. Republican controlled Congress
    Suggested by @DavidT66
  67. I should have
    Suggested by @DavidT66