5 THINGS PEOPLE SAID THAT MADE ME TELL THEM TO SHUT UP LAST WEEK

  1. 1.
    Cold water is bad for you.
  2. 2.
    Why would you go see a movie about male strippers?
  3. 3.
    Moscow Mules don't taste like Vietnamese lemonade.
  4. 4.
    I've never seen "She's the Man".
  5. 5.
    French Bulldogs wheeze too much.