THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE INTENSE SUNBURN

  1. You walk like a robot in public without caring about judgement, it's the only way.
  2. Sleeping becomes a far away dream that will not happen again until you can move an inch without screaming like a little bitch.
  3. When someone is within 5 feet of you, you have "DON'T TOUCH ME!" outbursts.
  4. You try every way possible to not have to wear a bra to the office but it's just not a thing that can happen.
  5. You're convinced life will never go back to normal because the sun has made you even more dramatic than you were before.