5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    nothin finer than a glass of wine on a warm day
  2. 2.
    my wife loves grilled cheese
  3. 3.
    barbie is a closet drunk
  4. 4.
    my dog makes me the happiest
  5. 5.
    i've been known to be a baby snatcher.