1. Shave my legs.
    For once.
  2. Text and scroll through sm apps.
    With the fear I will drop my phone in the water.
  3. Pretend I'm a mermaid
    This is something I just never grew out of.
  4. Take bad selfies that I immediately delete.
    Contemplate how people take cute selfies.
  5. Fart.
    Ultimate relaxation.
  6. Regret farting in the tub.
  7. Add more water to compensate for fart water.
  8. Rinse my hair under the faucet as to not put it in fart water.
  9. Regret everything.
  10. Take a shower.