Things I Do In The Bubble Bath

  1. Shave my legs.
    For once.
  2. Text and scroll through sm apps.
    With the fear I will drop my phone in the water.
  3. Pretend I'm a mermaid
    This is something I just never grew out of.
  4. Take bad selfies that I immediately delete.
    Contemplate how people take cute selfies.
  5. Fart.
    Ultimate relaxation.
  6. Regret farting in the tub.
    Self-explanatory
  7. Add more water to compensate for fart water.
  8. Rinse my hair under the faucet as to not put it in fart water.
  9. Regret everything.
  10. Take a shower.