FUN EUPHEMISMS FOR POOPING

this one's for the boys because girls don't poop
  1. im gonna grow a tail if u know what i mean
  2. getting a visit from the chocolate stork!
  3. gotta drop some kids off at the pool
  4. timbeeerrrrrrr
  5. im freeing nelson mandela
    I'm sorry this is actually the worst
  6. deliver the food baby
  7. it's Groundhog Day
    just think about that visual for a hot minute
  8. Gotta go lay some cable
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  9. Gotta go skip some stones
    Suggested by   @chrisgill
  10. I gotta release the corn-backed anaconda.
    Suggested by   @alissamaynot
  11. Gotta get this prairie dog out of its hole
    Suggested by   @chrisgill
  12. Gotta go bake a loaf
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  13. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 💩🏈🏆
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  14. I got a turtle head popping out!
    Suggested by   @ssanta86