CELEBS + WHERE I SAW THEM

  1. 1.
    REESE WITHERSPOON - M CAFE CULVER CITY ORDERING A SALAD AND THEN USING HER BLACKBERRY PEARL 8130 AFTER SMILING SWEETLY TO ME
  2. 2.
    CHRISTIAN BALE - DRIVING A PIMPED OUT VINTAGE CONVERTIBLE AT SUNSET AND HOLLYWOOD
  3. 3.
    DAVID FOLEY - TRYING TO GET INTO A SHITTY MOVIE PREMIERE AT ACE HOTEL AND NOT QUITE ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHO HE IS TO THE DOOR LADY
  4. 4.
    DAVID WAIN - AT BERRY BOWL WITH HIS KIDS
  5. 5.
    JESSE PINKMAN - AT THE HIGHLAND PARK POST OFFICE ON YORK MAILING OUT HIS OMAZE PRIZE PACKAGES
  6. 6.
    WALTER JR AKA FLYNN - 11:15 PM SCREENING OF MAD MAX AT THE AMERICANA ON A WEDNESDAY WITH A THICK TATTOOED LATINA
  7. 7.
    JOHN SLATTERY - LOOKIN FOR FANCY GLASSES FRAMES ON ABBOT KINNEY
  8. 8.
    ELIJAH WOOD - LOOKIN FOR FANCY TAKEOUT ON ABBOTT KINNEY
  9. 9.
    MISSY ELIOTT - AT A JONTÉ SHOW AT KNITTING FACTORY WEARING HEAD TO TOE BLACK ADIDAS FROM HAT TO SAMBAS WITH RED STRIPES ALL THE WAY DOWN TOO IT LOOKED SO FRESH
  10. 10.
    SUSAN SARANDON - PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE I WENT FROM 2005 - 2008 WHEN SHE WAS IN HER NYC HIPSTER PHASE AND SO WAS I
  11. 11.
    RICK RUBIN - HOLDING COURT WITH A DIVERSE GROUP OF PEOPLE (BOTH AGE AND SKIN TONE) AT THE CORNER TABLE AT NOBU MALIBU WEARING HIS CLASSIC PATENTED WHITE SHIRT
  12. 12.
    FRED ARMISEN - AT THE SAME SHITTY SILVER LAKE OPEN HOUSE I WAS AT WHICH MADE ME WONDER HOW MUCH MONEY CELEBS REALLY MAKE / HOW MUCH THEY R JUST LIKE US
  13. 13.
    DEADMAU5 - TRYING ON NEW SYNTHESIZERS IN ANAHEIM
  14. 14.
    XTINA - AT A SMALL WEDDING IN THE BRONX WHERE WE GRINDED BRIEFLY ON THE DANCEFLOOR AND SHE LATER PASSED OUT IN THE GRASS LIKE HALF OF THE PEOPLE THERE. SHORTLY THEREAFTER SHE WENT INTO HER "LIVING AT THE W HOLLYWOOD AND HAVING LESBIAN ORGIES" PHASE SO I LIKE TO THINK I HELPED TURN HER GAY IN MY OWN LITTLE WAY