DISHWASHERS ARE 4 FUCKIN ASSHOLES

  1. 1.
    YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR DISHES BEFORE YOU WASH THEM IN THE DISHWASHER
  2. 2.
    THEY MAKE YOUR DISHES SMELL LIKE CHEMICAL WEAPONS
  3. 3.
    THEY RUB ALL THE FUN WRITING / IMAGES OFF NOVELTY OR OTHERWISE BEAUTIFUL PRINTED CUPS
  4. 4.
    THEY MAKE YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP AS ALLERGIC ANTIBACTERIAL FREAKS
  5. 5.
    THERE IS ALWAYS NASTY ASS FUCKIN DISHWATER IN SOME HIDDEN CREVASSE SOMEWHERE IN A BOWL OR PLATE THAT SPLASHES ALL OVER EVERYTHING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT OUT AND THEN TOU HAVE TO DRY IT ALL OVER AGAIN AND ITS FUCKIN NASTY
  6. 6.
    THEY DONT ACTUALLY WASH DISHES THAT WELL
  7. 7.
    ALTHOUGH MOST PLASTIC DISHES SAY THEY ARE DISHWASHER SAFE THIS IS NOT IN FACT THE CASE. YOU PUT THEM IN THERE AND THEY MELT SLIGHTLY, CAUSING THE LID TO NOT REALLY FIT ANYMORE, AND BY THE WAY NOW YOUR SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT JUMPED OUT OF A DALÍ PAINTING AND DOESNT HOLD BEANS RIGHT
  8. 8.
    THEY REQUIRE AN ELECTRICIAN, A PLUMBER, AND SOMETIMES A CABINETRY EXPERT TO INSTALL, DRIVING COSTS UP AROUND $800 FUCKIN DOLLARS AND IF ANY ONE OF THEM FUCKS UP THEY BLAME IT ON ONE OF THE OTHERS
  9. 9.
    FUCK DISHWASHERS
  10. 10.
    ITS BASICALLY JUST A BIG DRYING RACK UNDER THE COUNTER, BUT OF COURSE IF YOU PUT DISHES IN THERE TO DRY THEY START TO SMELL LIKE ASSCRAP AFTER 30 MIN