JEW JOKES FROM GOOGLE

  1. 1.
    UNDER JEWISH LAW, WHEN DOES A FETUS BECOME A PERSON WITH RIGHTS? WHEN IT GRADUATES FROM MEDICAL SCHOOL
  2. 2.
    WHY DO JEW MEN WATCH PORN BACKWARDS? THEY LIKE THE PART WHEN THE HOOKER GIVES THE MONEY BACK TO THE MAN
  3. 3.
    WHAT DO U CALL A JEW KNIGHT? SIR CUMCISED
  4. 4.
    WHAT DOES A JEW PIRATE SAY? [ANSWER REDACTED]
  5. 5.
    HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT. NO, SERIOUSLY. THAT ISRAELI HOW HE DOES IT
  6. 6.
    HOW DOES THE JEW CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS? THE JEW INSTALLS A PARKING METER ON THE ROOF