THINGS I DID TODAY

  1. 1.
    HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON
  2. 2.
    FORGOT TO FEED MY KID BREAKFAST
  3. 3.
    YELLED AT SOMEONE ON THE STREET
  4. 4.
    LEFT MY TRASH CAN OUT ON THE SIDEWALK
  5. 5.
    SENT SOME DICK PICS
  6. 6.
    TOOK PROBABLY 22 THINGS THROUGH THE 15 ITEM OR LESS LINE
  7. 7.
    GAVE A BAD REVIEW ON YELP
  8. 8.
    FARTED BAD IN LINE AT STARBOS
  9. 9.
    BED