TYPES OF DADS

UPDATED FOR THE CONTEMPORARY DADSCAPE
  1. 1.
    CLASSIC DEADBEAT
  2. 2.
    BABY DADDY, SEMI-ENGAGED IN CHILDS LIFE WHERE YOU SEE THE DAD SOMETIMES AT BABY PARTIES BUT THE DAD IS NEVER ACKNOWLEDGED ON FBOOK OR IGRAM BC THE MOM IS PROBABLY TROLLING FOR ANOTHER MAN BC SHE GOT ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED UP TOO CLOSE TO MENOPAUSE AND FIGURED "THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST CHANCE...WHAT THE HELL WHY NOT"
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    FIXIE DAD ALWAYS BUILDING A NEW SHITTY MOBILE FOR THE CRIB FROM GREASY PARTS
  4. 4.
    CLASSIC DOUCHEBAG HAMPTONS PORTFOLIO MANAGER DAD, SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE
  5. 5.
    C-LIST CELEBRITY DAD, CAN YOU SAY HI TO HIM JUST BECAUSE HE'S ANOTHER DAD WITH A BABY AT CAFE DE LECHE OR IS THAT WEIRD?
  6. 6.
    IRAQ VET DAD SPENDS EQUAL PARTS TIME PLAYING CATCH WITH KIDDOS AND FRAGGING N00BS ON GEARS
  7. 7.
    BEER DAD, NO PROBLEM
  8. 8.
    MEXICAN DAD, WORK HARD DAD HARD
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    REAL ESTATE DADS EAGER TO RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION OF LAND MEN
  10. 10.
    APP DADS READY TO HASHTAG AT A MOMENTS NOTICE