I SUCCESSFULLY RESISTED BUYING THESE THINGS AT MARSHALL'S TONIGHT

Hopefully this becomes an okay substitute for actually buying things.
  1. These candles were good but they were Vanilla scented and "in glass" wasn't a convincing enough sell.
  2. Gratitude is important but these might have been too feminine. Not that I should let me stop me? Sorry.
  3. I need an extra chair for a dinner party this weekend. This is neither a chair nor tall enough for a table (a bath stool?) but still my front runner.
  4. This is more practical but probably ugly.
  5. This both impractical and maybe beautiful. I didn't buy it, either.
  6. What am I supposed to do with ONE glitter LED taper? Not in my house.
  7. I wasn't tempted to buy these; they just really make me mad.