THINGS I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ALREADY KNOWN BUT JUST REALIZED IN 2017

You're never too old to learn something new.
  1. Segue is pronounced "segway", not like "siege".
  2. North Korea is a lot closer to California than Georgia.
    Without the threat of impending nuclear warfare I never would have known. Who knew?
  3. MACARENA IS NOT A FAMILY FRIENDLY SONG!
    Just Google the lyrics. (Same goes for Despacito)
  4. On a Mac, Ctrl + Shift + Eject turns the screen off.
  5. Baby hippos are really heavy.
    They weigh anywhere from 55 to 110 pounds at birth. They're also born underwater and swim to the surface to take their first breath. Fascinating.