APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. She always returned her shopping cart
  2. She made everyone look taller
  3. When she smiled at you, you smiled back
  4. She was an only child who always shared
  5. Kindness was her religion
  6. Cancer never took away her essence
  7. Was always in touch with her inner child
  8. She was more videogenic than photogenic