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  1. 9.
    When you lose your friends at a concert/event
  2. 8.
    When you wake up after getting obliterated
  3. 7.
    Waiting for public transportatuon
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This is a ranking based on my opinion after watching the movie recently, not my first reaction to the movie.
  1. 1.
    Chunk
    Chunk being ranked #1 was inevitable. He is unquestionably the coolest/funniest motherfucker in the entire movie. Not only can he tell the flavor of ice cream or pizza just by smelling it but the "truffle shuffle" was absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥
  2. 2.
    Mikey
    After Chunk you gotta go with the leader Mikey. Ya gotta respect his determination to keep goin to find the treasure and you're kinda automatically drawn to like him cause of his cool demeanor but he gets kinda annoying when he keeps complaining about how they need to keep going.
  3. 3.
    Data
    Data's a clever bastard with all his cool gadgets and shit and his boobie traps that he can set up like a tiny little McGyver but he's only gettin ranked 3 cause that trench coat he wears makes me feel like he's about to go flash some lady in the parking lot at the grocery store.
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Every year people come up with some bullshit resolution so they can go around and tell all their friends for the first month of the year and feel better about themselves
  1. I'm gonna lose 10 pounds
    I realize I'm overweight but 10 lbs sounds like a pretty believable goal so no one will call my bluff when I get pizza twice a week and can still drink all the beer I want.
  2. I'm gonna go to the gym more
    Now I'm not even gonna make a goal so I can just tell people "yeah I'm goin to the gym 3 times a week but it's just not workin" as you stuff 30 hot wings into your mouth.
  3. I'm gonna go on a diet
    By diet I mean get a Diet Coke with my 2 Big Macs and large fry... "Cause I'm on a diet"
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An absolute staple of the lunchroom snack industry, Little Deb is a cocksmith of handheld tasty treats. Absolutely unbelievable how many of my favorite snacks are made by my girl Deb. These are just my top three but it barely scratches the surface of her lunchroom snack prowess.
  1. 1.
    Cosmic Brownies
    The real OG. These things are as real as the streets. Pull those out of your lunch bag and guys want to be you, girls want to blow you. Cosmic Brownies are the true sign you are better than everyone else.
  2. 2.
    Honey Buns
    The diabetes machine. These things, man. I’ve eaten more Honey Buns than I care to admit. If you haven’t had your quota in life, don’t worry, I’ve eaten enough for the both of us. I’m pretty sure I had a Honey Bun in my lunch every day from 3rd grade to 8th grade.
  3. 3.
    Zebra Cakes
    You ever put a Z Cake in the freezer? Unreal delicious. Like hard to even explain. I bet if you blindfolded a professional food critic who has eaten desserts that use some rare Indonesian chocolate and then give them a nice cold Zebra Cake, they tell you it’s a top 5 treat they’ve ever had.
My dad was asked to preside over my aunt's wedding so he became a minister of the United Church of Life and after that half hour online class my entire life was changed...
  1. I now predominantly refer to him as "Rev".
    Every time I refer to him as "Rev" I immediately think of Rev from "Remember the Titans" and it makes me happy cause that's just a great movie all around.
  2. I can ask him to give an abridged version of the mass at home on holidays so I don't have to deal with actually going to a church.
    Going to mass on holidays is easily one of the most frustrating things. First you have to get there at least 15 minutes before the mass starts cause if you don't you're gonna get stuck standing in the back for the entire mass. You're also more than likely are gonna have some devout old lady who's like 150 years old but she still knows the mass better than you cause they switched up all the words that you gotta say during thing.
  3. There are discussions of the benefits that spiritual leaders and churches get on a fairly regular basis.
    Churches don't get taxed so if the Rev started his own church he wouldn't have to pay taxes on all the bank rolls he'd be pullin in.
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  1. Fuuuuuck I feel like shit.
  2. Should I get some water? I should probably get some water.
  3. I have to get up for water and I really don't wanna move anything. Would water be worth getting up?
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