WHY DIP IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN CIGARETTES

  1. nobody ever asks you if they can "bum some" off you
  2. it doesnt damage your lungs/ ability to breathe
  3. one can of dip is cheaper than a pack of cigarettes and lasts way longer
  4. you can buzz off the same lip for like an hour
  5. you can do it inside
  6. you can put it between your toes and go running
  7. you can play games with your friends on road trips like "who can fill a half gallon jug full of dip spit the fastest"