Things I'd rather do than see Beyoncé at the Rose Bowl tonight
I live in Pasadena and it's mayhem here in Rose City. Let's see what I can do.
- •I'd rather go to a Kanye West concert where he only sings covers of Taylor Swift.
- •I'd rather sing Beyoncé karaoke in Koreatown.
- •I'd rather watch Axl Rose sit in a throne and read Pride and Prejudice.
- •I'd rather exercise. (That says a lot)
- •I'd rather do the dishes. (That really says a lot)
- •I'd rather drop someone off at the concert, then take the 134 to the 5 to the 10 to the 605 to the 210, back to the Rose Bowl and pray that the concert is over so I can pick them up and take them home.
- •I'd rather go to work.
- •I'd rather sit on my couch and write up some li.sts.