Memorable Bad Date

Costanza'd this one
  1. Met a girl off tinder and hit it off
    Yeah I know
  2. Made a reservation to some fancy Italian place in my area
    Second mistake
  3. Pick her up from her college
    Dinner goes well
  4. Drop her off and don't hear from her for a couple weeks
  5. Send her a message asking what's up
  6. Turns out I was the guy she was testing to see if she was still a lesbian
    Spoiler alert: she is
  7. I am Costanza hear me roar