My daughter is seven today. I wrote this about her a couple of years ago and the core reveal about her personality is truer than ever.
  1. Kenley wanted to bake a cake.
  2. She poured milk into a bowl with an apple,
  3. stuck it in the microwave,
  4. turned it on,
  5. and walked away
  6. with all the swagger
  7. of Walter White walking away from an exploding car.
  8. Static