Things that restore my old and dying dog to a state of obnoxious puppyhood

Anytime I do anything on this list, my dog goes nuts. My daughter will pray that God will prolong her life while my husband avidly shakes his head no. This is especially true in mealtime prayers when she is already whining.
  1. Cook chicken
  2. Cook steak
  3. Cook bacon
  4. Cook hamburgers
  5. Cook eggs
  6. Cook pizza
  7. Grate cheese
  8. Open any canned meat
  9. Eat any of the above items
  10. Eat anything else