Places I've pooped while living out of my car for a week

While trying to find an apartment to move into in Denver, I've had the pleasure of pooping in an eclectic selection of komodes.
  1. Caribou Coffee Westminster
    2x, flush toilet.
  2. North Table Mountain
    Outhouse, not flushable. Nicer than expected though.
  3. TA Truck Stop Wheat Ridge
    Also showered.
  4. Wal-Mart Thornton
    Had to use handicap stall, solid morning deuce.
  5. Target Golden
    Surprisingly dirty. 2 teenagers were talking loudly about how bad they had to poo. I took my time.
  6. Ikea Centennial
    Not as minimalist as you'd expect. At least I didn't have to assemble the toilet