COSTUMES I HAVE WORN

  1. Princess Jasmine
    At age 6, alongside my 3 year old brother who was dressed as Aladdin. Both costumes chosen by my mother who may have not realized the incest implication there.
  2. Bride of Frankenstein
    Again, chosen by my mother and alongside my brother who was dressed as Frankenstein. Not weird.
  3. Disney's Pocahontas
    Like every other 5-12 year old white girl's costume for Halloween in the mid 90s.
  4. Minnie Mouse
    One Halloween in college, worn alone. Another year when I forced my boyfriend to dress as Mickey, complete with ears and red pajama pants.
  5. Lawyer
    In college at an "L" party. People now pay me (minimally since I'm still a law student) to dress in that costume everyday.