STATEMENTS THAT MAKE ME CRINGE
- •"I just don't watch much TV."I have such a hard time believing people when they say this. Also, they sound like they think they're better than normal TV binge-watching people.
- •"I hate gossiping."Talking shit is fun. And everyone does it.
- •"I only shop at whole foods."Must be nice.
- •"I'm on the paleo diet."This diet sounds so restrictive and awful. Also good luck with your impending heart disease.
- •"I don't believe in global warming."But, science.
- •"I don't believe in evolution."Again, science.
- •I'm truly a fountain of judgment so this list could really be a lot longer, but I don't want to be too big of an asshole so I'll just stop with these biggies.