Things I Do When I Get Home From Work

  1. Contemplate whether or not I'm too tired to workout
  2. Don't workout
  3. Contemplate whether or not it's frowned upon to drink half a bottle of wine (or more) on a week night
  4. Drink half a bottle of wine
  5. Contemplate whether I should watch something other than the Office for once
  6. End up watching the Office
  7. Contemplate whether or not it's lame to go to bed at 10:30
  8. Go to bed at 10:30
  9. Most likely contemplate more stuff