ALIASES MY PETS ARE KNOWN BY AND THEIR ACTUAL LEGAL NAMES

*Disclaimer: not all of these pets live with me. Some live with my parents.
  1. Aliases: Le Petit Prince, Queen, Princey, Prince. Real name: Princess
  2. Aliases: Joe, Josef, Jose, Joey, Giuseppe. Real name: Joseph
  3. Alias: The Kitten. Real name: Smidge
  4. Alias: Mary. Real name: Duck
  5. Aliases: Damien, Asshole, Son of a Bitch, Houdini, Satan. Real name: Elliott
  6. Aliases: Buck, Fat White. Real name: Buckley
  7. Aliases: Lucille, Puppy, Lisa, Tracy. Real name: Lucy
  8. Aliases: Black, Fat Black, Blacky, Dan, Danny. Real name: Daenerys
  9. Aliases: Penelope (traditional pronunciation), Penelope (pronounced PEEN-o-lowp), Shitty Bill. Real name: Penny