*Disclaimer: not all of these pets live with me. Some live with my parents.
  1. Aliases: Le Petit Prince, Queen, Princey, Prince. Real name: Princess
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  2. Aliases: Joe, Josef, Jose, Joey, Giuseppe. Real name: Joseph
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  3. Alias: The Kitten. Real name: Smidge
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  4. Alias: Mary. Real name: Duck
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  5. Aliases: Damien, Asshole, Son of a Bitch, Houdini, Satan. Real name: Elliott
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  6. Aliases: Buck, Fat White. Real name: Buckley
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  7. Aliases: Lucille, Puppy, Lisa, Tracy. Real name: Lucy
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  8. Aliases: Black, Fat Black, Blacky, Dan, Danny. Real name: Daenerys
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  9. Aliases: Penelope (traditional pronunciation), Penelope (pronounced PEEN-o-lowp), Shitty Bill. Real name: Penny
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