CHARACTERS OF RIVERDALE, RANKED

  1. 12.
    Alice Cooper
    There is literally nothing good about her.
  2. 11.
    Geraldine Grundy
    I don't care if we got some of her "tragic backstory" this week. She's a sexual predator no matter how you cut it. The only reason she's not last on this list is because she voluntarily left town.
  3. 10.
    Ethel Muggs
    It's Barb! I hope she's on more.
  4. 9.
    Josie McCoy
    I don't dislike her per se, I just think she's not well developed yet.
  5. 8.
    Fred Andrews
    I go back and forth about him because he's kind of inconsistent in his support for Archie. Lately he's been better, especially with how he handled the whole Archie/Miss Grundy affair.
  6. 7.
    Hermione Lodge
    She's just trying to be a good mom to Veronica. That's all she wants, to give her a good life.
  7. 6.
    Archie Andrews
    Let's just be honest here: Archie is nice to look at, but he's not why we watch the show.
  8. 5.
    Jughead Jones
    I think the only reason he's this low on the list is because I don't like Cole Sprouse. Objectively I like the character.
  9. 4.
    Kevin Keller
    I love Kev. I like that he's got a love interest now, especially since he's the son of the sheriff and Joaquin is in the Southside Serpents. I kind of liked the thing he had going with Moose though.
  10. 3.
    Veronica Lodge
    I like that she doesn't fit the typical rich girl archetype. She's a good friend to Betty (despite the whole thing in the closet with Archie) and Kevin and just a good person.
  11. 2.
    Betty Cooper
    I feel like every week we see more and more of who she is, peeling back the layers, but she only grows more complex every time.
  12. 1.
    Cheryl Blossom
    What a surprise, the "mean girl" type character is my favorite. I love when she's all sassy, but I also like when see her in more vulnerable moments, like how she is with anything regarding Jason. And she so secretly likes Veronica and Betty and Kevin, let's be real.