GOOD NAMES TO BESTOW UPON YOUR FRIENDS FROM THE FELINE COMMUNITY

  1. Victor (or alternatively Viktor)
  2. Earl Grey. Preferably for an old or an old soul cat.
  3. Miss Kitty Fantastico, named for the late cat of the same name from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a cautionary tale on proper crossbow storage.
  4. Francesca. Also a good name for a giraffe.
  5. Chococat, named of course for Hello Kitty's underrated (and vastly superior) counterpart.
  6. Lionel Richie. This one is a bit of a wink wink to Hello Kitty as it is inspired by "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" Yes, yes it is, feline Lionel Richie.
  7. Batman. This is best suited to a black cat.
  8. Sunshine. Think of the different singing opportunities. You can sing "Hello Sunshine" by Super Furry Animals, "You are My Sunshine"...well, I guess that's all I can think of.
  9. Jessica. How funny would that be? "Aww your cat is so cute. What's its name?" "Jessica." *silence* "Wait...really?"
  10. Damien. Only if your cat proves to be so bad that it may be Satan incarnate. Watch this cat closely for suspicion behavior.
  11. (I have a cat named this. I am keeping a close eye on him to make sure he does not try to take over the world)
  12. Svetlana. This is just so funny to me. "Come here, Svetlana, it's time to eat!" This makes me think of the cat in like, Russia, standing regally outside in the snow wearing some sort of fur coat. I'm so weird.