This is a chronic problem. See this list: THINGS I HAVE GOOGLED ON MY PHONE WHILE SLEEPING
  1. Anyway, one thing I did was send a wildly incoherent text to my friend.
    It was something about an incident involving my neighbors, but I have no memory of the event in question or sending the text itself.
  2. This other part is even weirder.
  3. I saved a random image of Matthew Daddario to my phone.
  4. It was this one.
  5. And...I added it to my pet album.
  6. I don't even know what to say.
  7. A previous version of this list erroneously involved my phone suggesting possible time travel when in fact the issue was my reading ability. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.