It's like sleepwalking only just using my phone. Incidentally I also used to sleepwalk.
  1. Aslan
    As in the lion from The Chronicles of Narnia.
  2. JJ
    Which is apparently a band from Sweden.
  3. How many episodes were in the show Doug
    I mean, this is something I would want to Google while awake.
  4. The Jonestown mass suicide
    What the hell was dream me thinking? This is a very macabre subject.
  5. Red eye
    Did I mean like a flight? The coffee drink? The (excellent) movie starring Rachel McAdams and directed by the late Wes Craven? No one knows.
  6. Canon vs Barron
    I don't know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
  7. Face lift
    Like that's exactly what I typed into the search. I guess asleep me wanted to look into getting a face lift.
  8. "Horrorscope"
    Not horoscope, horrorscope.
  9. Chernobyl
    Seriously brain, what even? I actually think Chernobyl is fascinating though to be honest.
  10. Alps
    I think I was trying to figure out where they ran because I had been thinking about it earlier in the day, but I definitely didn't knowingly Google it.
  11. I also sometimes get on tumblr and like things.
    I'll go into my likes and just be like, what the hell is this? Once I even reblogged something.
  12. My brain is weird.
  13. Quebec
    I have night googled this before. Perhaps asleep me is contemplating moving there (which would make sense, especially now given certain political disasters).
  14. Box
    What kind of box? Like a package? A box of cookies or some other delicious snack that I generally don't allow myself to eat? The Box, an underrated movie starring Cameron Diaz and James Marsden? What was asleep me thinking?
  15. This emoji: ⚱️
    I don't even know.
  16. COBB
    In all caps. Apparently CobB is a kind of bacterial protein. Who knew?
  17. Stardust
    Pretty sure this is because I saw Rogue One yesterday and have been thinking about it ever since. Who knows though.
  18. Bermuda Triangle
    This one makes sense because as I was falling asleep last night, I was reading about shipwrecks.
  19. Baby hawk name
    I think it's because I call my nephew baby hawk or little hawk sometimes (since one of his middle names is Hawke, and yes, for anyone who plays Dragon Age, his parents got the name from the protagonist in the second game). Apparently it's eyas. I actually learn a lot from night googling.
  20. Spanish dog
    I don't know what the hell I was doing here. I took NyQuil for the first time, so I'm blaming that for the most recent night Google searches.
  21. Presume assume
    Earlier in the day I was wondering what the difference is between them, so I think that's where this came from.
  22. Strip steak
    I don't know what the hell I was thinking, especially since I don't eat meat and haven't had steak in over 13 years. I think it's because we've been planning a vacation to Disney World and looking at different restaurants, and basically all of them have a strip steak on the menu, no matter what the cuisine is.
  23. Troubled birds rage
    Twitter was also open, so I'm not sure what happened or if these two things are even connected (I did end up Instagraming this picture, largely in response to certain political situations)
  24. Zebra emoji
    As in the actual words, not an emoji because there apparently isn't one of a zebra. I was on my phone a lot last night apparently because all these apps were open that I didn't remember opening, like Instagram, tumblr, twitter, etc
  25. Smoke Bear
    Not Smokey Bear. Smoke Bear
  26. Someone accused me of this list being fake, and I feel the need to justify its existence.
    Firstly (is that a word?), it's not fake, it's 100% legit. Secondly, you have to understand that I'm a very light sleeper. I'm always on the edge of slumber, so sometimes I'm half asleep-half awake. So I'm kind of in this twilight place when I do stuff on my phone. And for awhile now, it's been hard to turn off my brain, so I'm always thinking about stuff. Also I have a history of sleepwalking (and have since I was a kid), so this is probably just an extension of that. TL;DR: it's not fake.
  27. Javelin
    I don't know what the hell this one is about, but then again, do I ever know for sure what's going through my mind when I do this?