1. Even though you have grown children of your own, she still thinks you're 12
  2. She thinks she's living in a B&B
  3. There is absolutely no more privacy on anything!
  4. She thinks no matter where you go or what you do she should be included in everything.
  5. She will never talk about the good things you do, but will throw you under the bus in a heartbeat.
  6. Again, she thinks she's living in a B&B
  7. You end up having major rants like this to no one in particular.