How I spent my 21st birthday. 🎉🎊
I turned 21 last Tuesday and am finally coming back to my senses.
- •My asshole friends sang happy birthday to me at the bar we went to when the clock struck midnight.This resulted in free drinks.
- •I drank them all and ended up getting kicked out of the bar for being "too drunk."Whatever that means...
- •Then I threw up on the side of the freeway on the way home.And my friend peed.
- •I woke up in my housing managers room with my head inside of a giant bucket.I went into his room thinking it was mine and threw up on his carpet. Definitely not getting that security deposit back. Sorry Matt.
- •I showed up to see my family at the Cheesecake Factory the next day and they proceeded to roast me over how hungover and "gross" I looked.
- •Then I slept until 8 pm and went to another bar.
- •I had ONE drink with the squad and went back to find that our car was broken into.
- •Then my sister dropped us back off at my house and I watched Arrested Development until 3 am.
- •21 has been pretty cool so far.