1. I won a ticket at my programs raffle.
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  2. So I'm taking these babies and holding them up the whole time.*
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    *not made by me
  3. I'll also be Facebook living any and all racists encounters I witness.
  4. I'll probably get arrested because I have a really hot tempter.
  5. But #FUCKTRUMP
  6. #NOTMYPRESIDENT