I WAS GOING TO GO TO THE GYM TODAY BUT INSTEAD I...

A memoir written by me.
  1. Watched 3 episodes of Jane the Virgin
  2. Watched countless episodes of Reno 911.
  3. Ate a donut.
  4. Looked up new hair products to buy.
  5. Ate a hot pocket.
  6. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯