MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @jordyn
  1. Seriously, I would LOVE to hear more about your kids so keep talking. Pictures? Oh boy!
  2. That Prius really needs to slow down.
  3. Apartment life in the Bay Area is so fun and affordable!
  4. College is definitely turning out to be the best 4 years of my life.
  5. You don't have to wash the dishes because I already did them.