MOST BASIC SELFIE CAPTIONS
for all of the basic bitches looking for good captions for their selfies.
- •"hi 👋🏽"yep, because nothing screams hello more than a big ass picture of your face on my phone screen.
- •"i dont really like this pic but im posting it anyway"....im just confused.
- •*random ass emojis*yes, because a taco has to do with a picture of yourself smiling in front of a window for better lighting.
- •"i actually dressed up today so i took a pic as proof"still looking for a fuck to give on this one...
- •*insert quote here*"dream a dream you once dreamt while dreaming." no.
- •"i'm better off without you.."#subtweet
- •"candid!"nope, definitely planned.
- •*deep song lyrics*beyonce is acceptable. other than that, i dont want to see that shit on my feed.
- •"just a random pic my dad took today!!"nope, because you posted about ten other pictures from the same day you were hunting in the woods.
- •"i post way too many selfies #sorrynotsorry"intervention time.