It can be awfully tricky to whip up a snazzy costume that'll impress fellow party-goers. You probably have nervous thoughts of "will people understand the joke I'm attempting to convey?" and "is this a believable costume?"– and that's a-okay. Follow this guide to ensure that your skanky, frat-y, booze-y Halloween experience is a smash hit!
  1. Don't wear pants
    The more objectify-able you are the better!
  2. Post a picture on social media
  3. Offend at least one person, ideally one or both of your parents